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Weird Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise Şarkı Sözleri
Weird Al Yankovic
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as i walk through the valley where i harvest my grain i take a look at my wife and realize she´s very plain but that´s just perfect for an amish like me you know, i shun fancy things like electricity at 4:30 in the morning i´m milkin´ cows jebediah feeds the chickens and jacob plows... fool and i´ve been milkin´ and plowin´ so long that even ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone i´m a man of the land, i´m into discipline got a bible in my hand and a beard on my chin but if i finish all of my chores and you finish thine then tonight we´re gonna party like it´s 1699 we been spending most our lives living in an amish paradise i´ve churned butter once or twice living in an amish paradise it´s hard work and sacrifice living in an amish paradise we sell quilts at discount price living in an amish paradise a local boy kicked me in the butt last week i just smiled at him and turned the other cheek i really don´t care, in fact i wish him well ´cause i´ll be laughing my head off when he´s burning in hell but i ain´t never punched a tourist even if he deserved an amish with a ´tude? you know that´s unheard of i never wear buttons but i got a cool hat and my homies all i agree i look good in black... fool if you come to visit, you´ll be bored to tears we haven´t even paid the phone bill in 300 years but we ain´t really quaint, so please don´t point and stare we´re just technologically impaired there´s no phone, no lights, no motorcar not a single luxury like robinson caruso it´s as primitave as can be we been spending most our lives living in an amish paradise we´re just plain and simple guys living in an amish paradise there´s no time for sin and vice living in an amish paradise we don´t fight, we all play nice living in an amish paradise hitchin´ up the buggy, churnin´ lots of butter raised a barn on monday, soon i´ll raise another think you´re really rightous? think you´re pure in heart? well, i know i´m a million times as humble as thou art i´m the pious guy the little amlettes wanna be like on my knees day and night scorin´ points for the afterlife so don´t be vain and don´t be whiny or else, my brother, i might just have to get medieval on your heinie we been spending most our lives living in an amish paradise we´re all crazy mennonites living in an amish paradise there´s no cops or traffic lights living in an amish paradise but you´d probably think it bites living in an amish paradise
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